When planning my urban veggie garden, I vowed to utilize every available space – including our creepy backyard shed – currently home to trash bins and, more recently, my investment in gardening tools. That dark, damp hole is perfect for two things:
- Hiding corpses – allegedly.
- Growing mushrooms – legally.
My wife argues, one old, gray mushroom is enough for our household. But I shall prevail!
Now, the philosophical question: Is a mushroom a fungus or vegetable? Case closed – it’s clearly the perfect crossover food!