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Cynical about life, serious about vegetables.

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  • When groundbreaking things were happening, I was mostly thinking about whether I’d catch the last tram or what was for dinner. And yet, those events are lodged in me somewhere. I’ll try to dig them out of my memory – from the oldest to the relatively fresh ones. Welcome to a very subjective history lesson.

  • I always thought that homegrown vegetables were a privilege for those with hectares of land and the soul of a farmer. It turned out that a small patch of land behind the house, or even a few pots on the terrace, is enough. Our little garden is not just a source of food — it’s…

  • Ich teste gerade die Orthomol Neuro Kapseln. Der Grund? Ich habe öfter Schmerzen im Handgelenk, zum Beispiel beim Schreiben, Essen oder bei kleinen Handarbeiten.

  • Let’s be honest, we’ve all thought about it. What would we actually do if the world ended? The zombie apocalypse! The first, most crucial rule to remember is this – it only takes one bite to kill you. Let me repeat that. One bite! So, when you’re faced with more than one zombie – run.…

  • And so I fell down another internet rabbit hole. You know how it is. It started with digging through archives of American comics and current affairs magazines from the 1950s and 1960s. At one point, I was hooked by an ad on the back page of one of the magazines. It promised true wonders for…

  • Is autumn coming soon? Let me be honest — autumn is already here, and it didn’t ask for permission. It showed up with a bag full of heavy rain and a supply of wind that seems to personally dislike me.

  • Clothes just don’t stop needing to be washed — because no, you can’t live in that one t-shirt for the rest of your life. Trust me. I’ve tried. It doesn’t work.

  • This morning, at work, a tiny reed warbler hit the window next to me. A soft thud. There he was, a small, dazed bundle of feathers on the ground.

  • When I think about my cultural heritage, I don’t imagine a dusty museum with glass cabinets and “do not touch” signs. For me, it’s more like a living, breathing story that keeps unfolding — sometimes I follow the old script, and sometimes I rewrite it completely.

  • As someone wiser than me probably once said — we all love stories where someone ends up looking like a fool. And who am I to deny us all that pleasure?

  • Ah, energy. That mystical force that allows normal people to somehow survive another day. For me, it’s less about energy drinks and more about a carefully curated selection of existential dread and lack of horticultural experience.

  • Hey! How many times have you wondered who’s really watching your stories — and who you follow without them following back? Instagram doesn’t show you this directly, but it does have a hidden option to export all this data.

  • Getestet und für gut befunden! Die Zitronen-Kapseln von Somat überzeugen im Alltag: Sie riechen super, machen das Geschirr blitzsauber und die biologische Verpackung ist ein tolles Plus.

  • In gardening, it has long been said that some plants like each other more, and others less. That’s exactly what companion planting is about – the art of growing vegetables, herbs, and flowers together in ways that help one another.

  • Meine Erfahrung mit dem neuen Domestos Power & Fresh Toiletten-Gel – getestet über TRND. Super Haftung, guter Duft – werde es wieder kaufen! Tolle Aktion für Schulen.

  • On vacation my daughter bought herself a plush Labubu. A shaggy little creature with huge ears, saucer eyes, and a grin straight out of a dentist’s nightmare. And that’s when I remembered: for more than a hundred years, every once in a while, the toy world has produced a devilish hit – a plushie, a…

  • Good morning, my dear gardeners, nature lovers, and all of you who simply enjoy reading about birds, snails, and cucumbers! Today I’m taking you on a little trip — to a place where you can hear the sea breeze, smell the forest, and watch birds hopping so close on the branches that it can even…

  • I once wrote that Great Tits are not just cute, colorful little fluff balls at the feeder, but also clever—and sometimes brutal—inhabitants of our world. Recently I stumbled upon a real ornithological gem: an archival BBC film from 1958, showing a Great Tit opening a milk bottle left on someone’s doorstep! The film is short,…

  • This week my garden has turned into quite a noisy place, all thanks to the freshly hatched citizens of the bird world, who have just left their nests and – with a lot of enthusiasm (and sometimes literally) – plunged straight into independence. I’m talking, of course, about young great tits and blackbirds, which you…

  • Recently, I was browsing the internet and stumbled upon a familiar word: Stargate. What could Stargate be? For me, it’s one of my favorite TV shows from my youth! The iconic spinning gate through which the phenomenal SG-1 team travelled to other worlds! A bit of mythology, a bit of action, a bit of sci-fi…

  • Finally, it happened! My cucumber seedlings have grown their second leaves! Yes, the second ones — the real ones! I think in about a month I’ll be able to transplant them into the soil. This year I’m planning to plant 16 cucumber seedlings, but just in case, I sowed 25. You know how it is…

  • The last two days have been really busy. My wife and I spent many hours at the garden centre. Trips like this are always a special experience for us. I get lost among the flowers, while my better half sneaks around the veggie seedlings that are already up for sale.

  • Hello, dear readers and fellow collectors! As you know, I’ve been collecting bottle caps since 2012, and I must admit this passion still brings me an incredible amount of joy. Every new package with caps feels like a little celebration – I open it with the same excitement as when I first began this collecting…

  • Lately, I’ve been wondering what I’ll be writing about on the blog in the future. Of course, the main theme will always be my natural vegetable garden! I’m learning how to pretend that everything happening there was part of the plan all along. I’ll probably also add a few posts about my unconfirmed tricks for…

  • Winter is coming to an end. At least, I really hope so! With the first warmer days comes that irresistible feeling of excitement – a brand-new gardening season is just around the corner!

  • Two days ago was Valentine’s Day – a holiday that makes some people euphoric and others more reflective. For as long as I can remember, people around me have placed great importance on celebrating significant events.

  • Welcome to the New Year 2025 according to the Gregorian calendar! Many of you probably never wondered where this date actually comes from, but here I am with the answer — if only so I’ve got some content for the blog!

  • I really enjoy the holiday season. Not because I love receiving gifts — honestly, I don’t even have a wishlist. I love this time of year because home just feels more family-like.

  • An interesting part of Christmas preparations in Germany are the Christmas Markets. In big cities, they welcome all those craving hot sausages and mulled wine for an entire month.

  • Hello, dear gardeners, birdwatchers, and video game lovers! November is such a strange month. On one hand, it feels like nothing is happening, and on the other — I can’t even find the time to write posts!

  • All Saints’ Day and All Souls’ Day are Christian holidays celebrated on November 1st and 2nd. Just like Christmas and Easter, these holidays also have their own Eve – the night before, which falls on October 31st.

  • Hello, my faithful readers! Today was a special day – I spent a wonderful time with my family in the park. The main goal of our trip was to teach my daughter how to play volleyball. I have to admit, with each minute, the ball was bouncing better and better!

  • Hello, my dear friends! It happened! I’ve officially started my holiday! I don’t want to complain that it’s only one week, because honestly, sometimes you just need those 7 days to take a break from certain people.

  • The only good thing I can say about rats is that they have excellent taste, at least when it comes to food. They always show up where the finest treats await them.

  • Today, while walking through the center of my beautiful village, I met an unusual resident – a mushroom! It was growing proudly next to a fairly busy street. It was beautiful, large, though undoubtedly inhabited by little worms.

  • Do you remember how, two weeks ago, I built a little corner with a bird feeder in a nook of my garden? I must admit, I’m very pleased with it.

  • The first half of September is almost behind us, and for the last few days, it’s been constantly raining, leaving me no chance to tend to the garden. It makes me quite sad, but today I seized a moment when the sun briefly came out and went to get my hands dirty!

  • Namaste! Good day, my friends, and other lost souls. The real world of Grzegorz has been full of work, life, more work, and dozing off in front of the TV lately. But I joyfully found a moment to write for you today!

  • Summer is in full swing, and with it come sweltering days that offer no respite. In my little garden, the temperature regularly climbs above 30°C (86°F) in the shade! We get a bit of rain sometimes, but instead of relief, it only brings extra mugginess and stifling air.

  • My little garden is my happy place, a project I’ve been working on for the last two years, transforming it into a true oasis full of delicious vegetables. Although the space is limited, I’ve managed to create a wooden deck for relaxing, contemplation, and grilling, as well as a path winding through the beds past…

  • August is that magical time when summer evenings beckon us onto the deck, and the little vegetable garden becomes a true oasis of peace and joy. It’s the perfect month to enjoy the harvests ripening before our very eyes and to gather fresh vegetables straight from the beds. Each day brings new ripe tomatoes, juicy…

  • I’m not much of a talker, but I’ve decided to share a few stories from my life, or perhaps, first and foremost, to write them down for future generations. I hope that one day, when my kids are older, they can come back to these tales and understand who their dad was.

  • This week, I had ambitious plans for my little garden. I wanted to remove the vegetables that are no longer fruiting, especially the oldest cucumber bushes, weed the beds, bury a log with oyster mushroom spawn in the ground, and build some vegetable boxes for the greenhouse. However, out of all these plans, I only…

  • I love movies, I really do. You could safely call me a home cinephile. Why home? Well, it’s simple. I’m not a fan of going to the actual cinema. Too many people, and I don’t like people.

  • All good things, unfortunately, come to an end! I’ve just returned from vacation, with only two days of leave left before I dive back into my daily routine. But I have no reason to complain – our family trip to Poland was a real success!

  • Packing day!

    Packing day is always a special time before a vacation. The entire apartment turns into a logistics center where every item has its place.

  • Well, then. I’d really like to make a few dishes from what’s growing in my garden already! I am the most impatient gardener! I love seeing what’s changed from one day to the next.

  • A few days ago, my parents surprised me with an incredible gift – a large box full of old film negatives of family photos. The negatives are from the 80s and 90s, and maybe even from times before that. It’s amazing how a single object can throw you back in time four decades!

  • The where, when, and how of how I got my scars are stories that only I can tell. They are the memories of the events that created them. I will always have them. Scars preserve my past, they’ve become little museums on my body.

  • Here I am again! Today I’d like to share with you my incredible little adventure with the weather. You’ve probably noticed that recently we’ve been living in true climate chaos.