Once upon a time, a determined onion grew in a tiny garden. She had grand ambitions – to become the biggest, tastiest onion in town. Each day, she:

• Drank a lot of water, onion hydration is serious business.
• Encouraged her roots with motivational speeches.
• Sunbathed just enough to avoid crying herself.

But one fateful day, as she admired her lush green leaves – disaster slithered in. The notorious slug arrived! Famous for devouring entire vegetable patches before breakfast, he licked his – whatever slugs lick – at the sight of our heroine.

Terrified but quick-thinking, the onion did what any smart vegetable would do – she screamed for her gardener, Grzegorz. He burst from his shed, brandishing a broom and shouting EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Slug’s eyes bulged. He executed a perfect U-turn, leaving a trail of existential slug dread behind. The victorious duo celebrated – making everyone cry tears of joy.