Remember those simpler times when we were just casually living our weird little lives? One day you’re debating whether to buy the fancy ketchup, the next – bam! You’re in a global pandemic thriller where toilet paper becomes currency and social distancing is a thing.

Our world screeched to a halt like a shopping cart with a broken wheel. We clung to any shred of normalcy:

• Zoom calls where 50% was just – you’re on mute!
• Baking bread that could double as building material.
• Pretending we enjoyed this quiet family time.

Then came the real horror: people hoarding pasta like doomsday preppers. That’s when I knew this virus wasn’t just making people sick. It was turning them into zombies!

The signs were all there:

• Mindless hordes.
• Groaning sounds.
• Blank stares at 2m distance.

Brains are easier to find than sanitizer in 2020.