My wife and kids staged an intervention. Apparently, a man can’t live by vegetable garden alone – who knew? So they dragged me, kicking and screaming – fine, just mildly complaining – to commune with nature.
Ground rules:
- No checking soil pH levels.
- Coffee consumption: unlimited.
- Photography: aggressively enthusiastic.
Wild- und Freizeitpark Klotten turned out to be shockingly fun. We saw bears doing bear things, wolves looking judgmental, and wild boars living their best life.
The best part? Zero percent chance I’d accidentally start composting here. Pure family time – with bonus animals judging my life choices.
